This year in review

Got my little ol' butt kicked out'a church
didn't have any idea how much it'd hurt
had to figure out a way to make a dime
got a green apron and served coffee for a time
got a SWANKy job with a coat and tie
lifted something heavy and thought I'd die
left that job so I wouldn't croak
needed somethin' else to not go broke
sold guitars and amps for some real creeps
figured out fundamentalists can take a flyin' leap
hung out with an angel at a real sweet church
had to leave again but this one didn't hurt (thanks David)
stopped sellin' guitars 'cause I just can't lie
jumped in my car and sold pizza pie
got a job for the city but it's just part time
took a small church job to make some extra dime
small church wants to grow so it took a chance
made me a the preacher man and asked me to dance
So the year's almost over and I barely survived
it may be the end but the beginning just arrived

Merry Christmas